Question:
i want to be a vampire can some one help me?
Dustie
2009-07-22 23:00:26 UTC
i have been wanting to be a vampire sense i was little. i know it is a stupid question to ask, but please don't send any mean comments. i am telling the truth. i have a birth mark on my neck that looks like vampire bit marks, i am not lying. i think that it means i should be a vampire if i want to be, but i need help to be one. so if anyone out there can help please message me.
i know that there will be pain, and i am ok with that.
Nineteen answers:
Jazz
2009-07-22 23:11:31 UTC
Nice there,

I myself want to be a vampire. The only thing that can convert us into a vampire is their own bite. And dont think that I am kidding. I am damn serious about that. I have done a lot of research on the vampires. Some people think that I m crazy. But i know that the vampires do exist and I dont have to prove that. Any questions email me.
2009-07-23 02:22:17 UTC
Birthmark- Birthmarks are colored skin spots that either are present at birth or develop shortly after birth. Birthmarks can be many different colors, including brown, tan, black, pale blue, pink, white, red, or purple. Some birthmarks are only colorations of the

surface of the skin; others are raised above the surface of the skin or extend into the tissues under the skin.



Reality: real existence: actual being or existence, as opposed to an imaginary, idealized, or false nature



Mental Illness- Mental illness is a broad term used to denote a disorder of one or more functions of the mind such as emotion, perception, memory, or thought, which causes suffering to the patient or others.

Mental illness is generally divided into psychosis, in which the capacity to appreciate reality is lost, and neurosis, in which insight is still maintained.





VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST. THEIR IS ONLY IDIOTS AND WEIRDOS. ALL OF YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BEING BORN A VAMPIRE, HUMANS ARE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER CREATURE ON THIS PLANET. SOME PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO "CLAIM" THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO BLOOD. Stop fooling yourself. Go into a convenience store and buy some plastic fangs. That's the closest your going to get material person.
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2009-07-22 23:17:08 UTC
Are you any good at flying and biting peoples necks, does the sunlight hurt you? If you can't say yes to all of the above then sorry you are not a vampire. Though I do have a friend who loves reading the books.
MsAnonymous
2009-07-23 16:07:51 UTC
When will you vampnuts accept the reality that there is NO such thing as vampires....ah, forget it.



Send $1500 to me by Paypal, to 'Vampires 'r us'. we'll send you out the deluxe vampire kit (fangs not included).



You'll be the rootin'est, tootin'est vampire on vampire street.
Justin
2009-07-22 23:15:34 UTC
They don't exist. I'm not trying to be mean.

The people who thought that they were Vamps where actually psychotic and drank blood because they felt they needed to. I'm going to be completely honest with you here, you will not succeed. There is no REAL vampire. The only Vamps that could exist are freaking psychos or Aura vamps. Who feed off of peoples emotions(Aura). Still that may not be real.
Daniel K
2009-07-22 23:09:46 UTC
Stop reading stephanie meyer books, vampires dont make sense, do not exist and never did. Please, people in this section of yahoo answers are so full of crap. If you really think your a vampire, go talk to a psychologist. Sorry to burst your bubble but you would be a vampire already if you had been bitten wouldnt you?
2009-07-23 12:43:59 UTC
You either are or you aren't....you don't think.



However, having the thoughts that you have means you have a tendency to the lifestyle..learn as much as you can about it..read what ever you can and i'm sure there's a few like mined souls on here that will help you out
Emmy Lee
2009-07-22 23:16:12 UTC
To be quite honest, you cannot be turned into a vampire, you must be born with it. Most actual vampires are psi vamps or psychic vampires. They feed off of the energy from your aura, not your blood.



~M
Elk
2009-07-22 23:15:09 UTC
You can't be a vampire sorry to disappoint you, but there are psychic vampires, but they're born as they are, soooo yeeeaah... maybe im wrong but i stand by what i said.
2009-07-22 23:45:24 UTC
Maybe a good psychotherapist could help you.



Vampires do not exist. They never existed. Even in folk-lore, birthmarks have nothing to do with vampirism.



Geez.
Araphel
2009-07-23 12:27:56 UTC
Leave the comforts of Mythology & Folklore to stroll through Polls & Surveys, your more likely to see a few who may be willing to assist you in your quest.....



Looks Below: Greetings to you Vlad..

Skatermom is right!

V....V
2009-07-23 12:31:30 UTC
Dustie...



come on over to polls and surveys, there are a lot of HOT vampires in there.



*looks down*

that's my vamp and i wub her
2009-07-23 02:12:13 UTC
lord bearclaw of gryphon woods....you are just awesome...but seriosuly u should probs get a life about now....hows your wife going, oh wait!? do you even have a wife? all i see in ur profile is a level 7 dragon slayer from modor....nice answer tho
Skatermomof5
2009-07-23 12:34:32 UTC
You'll find nothing but haters in this category. Come to polls and surveys, just as TO3KN33 said. You may be surprised as to what you'll find.
soras
2009-07-23 17:40:54 UTC
get 1 2 bite u. that's how my buddy did it (or so he says).
Blake
2009-07-22 23:12:41 UTC
to become a vampyre u dont have to drink blood just watch the moon every night develop a relaionship with it and never let your dreams die no matter what someone tells u dont listen to that guy never let dreams die
2009-07-23 12:34:50 UTC
~looks up at Araphel~ Greetings dear sister...
Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods
2009-07-22 23:08:20 UTC
Here is truth - read and understand.

1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I "recycle" my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.



2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body - a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.



3. IMPORTANT - A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood - it's the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway - it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.



4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist - under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any "real" vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.

5. These humans that affect the whole "vampiric lifestyle" are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword - I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called "vampires" are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume - it does not make you a vampire.



6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math - vampires are a mathematical impossibility.



As for the idea that vampires existed "a long time ago" consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago - using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam's Razor - which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no "vampiric plague" swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don't exist.



7. Point of clarification about "vampire" bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.



8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called "psychic" vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.



9. There is no "vampire" gene. People are not "born" as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today's world with today's technology it would have been found - we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel's law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many "vampires" all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global "vampire community" engaging in controlled breeding to keep the "bloodline pure" is delusional in the extreme.



10. There is no "vampire virus" - as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread - virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the "vampire websites" there are "thousands" of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its "discoverers" celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.
Ali
2009-07-22 23:09:35 UTC
your born into it

you cant just become one

it's in your genes

you can pretend....which is extremely sad....

birth mark??

um....dont believe you...haha


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