I don't like getting wet, am I a land mermaid?

Question

How can I best avoid land sharks?

Answer 1

You are most definately a land mermaid. The best way to avoid land sharks is to buy land shark repellent sold in all good stores or over ebay.

Answer 2

There is no real way to avoid land sharks. All u have to do is wack them with a stick of they get too close and call out, " alien! alien!" it's a code word for land sharks. And you are definelty a land mermaid.

Answer 3

No, you are a person, and those sharks you speak of that you need to watch out for, are called Guidos!

Answer 4

You might be the Wicked Witch of the West. That or a house cat.

Answer 5

stay inside.

Answer 6

Don't go swimming.