URGENT HELP NEEDED. HOW TO GET TO HOGWARTS?!?!?!?

Question

Hi, a few days ago all my friends got their Hogwarts letters of acceptance - but I didn't. We all live within a magical community, my parents are both magical, I show signs of being a wizard - so why haven't I got my letter? Perhaps my house-elf, Snooky, has hidden it like Dobby hid Harry's post from him - but Snooky would never do that. Perhaps it got lost in the post? I'm really freaking out. If I don't receive my letter, can I persuade the headmaster of Hogwarts to let me come? Please somebody put my mind at rest and tell me how to get to Hogwarts without a letter. Thank you :) xx

Answer 1

This problem is more common now than it was fifty years ago. There have been so many advances in testing that many youngsters, even those of pure blood, come up short, and have to go to one of the lesser schools of wizardry. I suspect you will, in due course, receive your letter of acceptance to Fluterlies School of W and W, or possibly to Sanchos School of W and W. As I understand it, you can apply to transfer in your third year, if you maintain high marks and pass your OWLS with all outstandings. It helps if you take your OWLS early and often. Work hard and succeed.

Answer 2

Heck, you just hang around near platform 9 3/4 at Kings Cross, wait till the Hogwarts students show up to board the train, then mug one (of roughly the same age, appearance and size) for his letter, school uniform and luggage.



Ideally taser or chloroform your victim, stick him in a mailbag and put him with the cargo for the Scottish Mail Train - By the time he regains consciousness, he'll be half way to Edinburgh wearing only his underpants, while you're well on the way to Hogwarts.



Problem solved.

Answer 3

Don't wait for a letter, just head for the school and they'll let you in. I'm pretty sure it works like that.

Just put a flying spell on your dads car, drive around the countryside a bit... you should find Hogwarts eventually.



If they turn you away your probably a squib, just wait for the school caretaker Filch to pass away then take his place.



Enjoy your time at Hogwarts, be you student or cleaner :D

Answer 4

nick a tesco trolley and steal an owl from the zoo, put a heavy trunk in the trolley and stuff the bird in a cage, then run full speed at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. if this should fail, try throwing floo powder at a fire, jump in and shout 'hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry' and poof- your there. have a nice day ;]

Answer 5

dont worry.



right now they is a posting strike on, the owls are asking for more bird seed but professors snape and sprout have said no as them owls are getting pretty fat so until the owls get more food -no more post



so dont worry, you should get your letter soon and by the way it's only may, the real letters don't come until August :) your friends are lieing



if your letter dosen't come than you are a squib! and the death eaters will get you AHAHHAHAAH

Answer 6

Haha I got mine and you didn't!

Get an owl, write a letter to the school asking them about your letter, then all should run smoothly. I'll see you on the train! <3

Answer 7

Run into walls at the train station, you'll get to the right platform eventually

Answer 8

Disney's opening it next year. Check online. It only covers 20 acres, that's not a whole lot of space.

Answer 9

Hogwarts is an invention of the talented J.K. Rowling.

Answer 10

Try walking into the closest wall you can find and start looking for trains once you find the right wall to walk into.

Answer 11

I just received your letter!!! It will cost you!

Answer 12

Dream you're there. Maybe it would become reality, who knows. Try it!

Answer 13

jump infrount of a train it will take u

Answer 14

rub your *** hole on a broken beer bottle that should prove some kind of point

Answer 15

go to universal studios in Orlando, Florida.

Answer 16

It's probably on ebay.





ha.

Answer 17

just fake it :)