Question:
Are vampires real... whats your proof?
Madeline
2010-02-18 10:07:08 UTC
well i have read twilight and i love the vampire diaries and all this vampire stuff is going around. i know this might seem like a really stupid question to some people but JW
27 answers:
Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods
2010-02-18 16:50:05 UTC
Vampires do not exist, and this can be proven with the application of logic, critical thinking skills, and verified scientific and medical data:



1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I "recycle" my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.



2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body - a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.



3. IMPORTANT - A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood - it's the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway - it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.



4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist - under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any "real" vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.



5. These humans that affect the whole "vampiric lifestyle" are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword - I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called "vampires" are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume - it does not make you a vampire



6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math - vampires are a mathematical impossibility.

As for the idea that vampires existed "a long time ago" consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago - using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire could have converted every human on the globe in less than six months. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam's Razor - which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no "vampiric plague" swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don't exist.



7. Point of clarification about "vampire" bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.



8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called "psychic" vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.



9. There is no "vampire" gene. People are not "born" as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today's world with today's technology it would have been found - we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel's law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many "vampires" all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global "vampire community" engaging in controlled breeding to keep the "bloodline pure" is delusional in the extreme.



10. There is no "vampire virus" - as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread - virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the "vampire websites" there are "thousands" of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its "discoverers" celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.
opaw1969
2010-02-18 21:34:33 UTC
No, they're not real. The proof is that nobody has been killed by vampires in the entire history of humankind. (Killed by people who mimic vampires' methods, yes. But not vampires themselves.)



This doesn't include people who have contracted rabies from vampire bats, of course, which is about the only way it would happen.



Seriously, Yahoo needs to filter out some of these questions. A hundred clueless kids post this same question every month.



No Santa, no tooth fairy, no Easter bunny, and no freakin' sparkly vampires! The end! No mas!
kilroymaster
2010-02-22 00:52:39 UTC
Why are people that like the idea of vampires always looking for proof that vampires exist... Well the bible does verify that both the vampire and that werewolves exist and it also verify why these creatures exist.... Now there are also facts that allot of people that write about vampire like the vampires diaries or twilight they fill their book with fiction in order to get you to buy their book or get you to watch their shows....... The real truth is that real vampire are nothing like what you read about or watch on tv for vampire are nothing more than the killers of the human race period. For they can not change a living human being into another vampire by their bite or by having you drink their blood...that is pure fiction as many people have found out..... Every human that was ever killed by a vampire is still dead and they are still rotting in their graves...... Please do yourself a favor and do some serious research and you will see just how foolish all those wanna-be vampires are......
Dr.kedar sharma
2010-02-18 18:34:56 UTC
Although i myself not believe in the existence of the Vampires but i have some words to say you regarding published work which describes



Vampire: The designation of an astral form which lives by drawing vitality and strength from living humans.According to occultists,a vampire may be the astral body of a person still living or that of a dead and buried body to which it still clings and which it tries to nourish and thus to prolong its own existence.
anonymous
2010-02-19 12:51:26 UTC
Just because there is no evidence to their existence, doesn't mean they don't exist. I believe in vampires, but I don't get angry at people who don't. If someone doesn't believe in something like that, then they are closed-minded, and won't believe in anything, but it doesn't matter if you believe in them or not.

Vampires in The Twilight Saga are not real. Vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight, nor do they disintegrate. They can go out in sunlight, but their powers are weak. Also, a vampire cannot go into a house or building without being invited, so Edward would not have been able to watch Bella sleep. Also, vampires can eat, but don't taste.

I have not read The Vampire Diaries, so I don't know about them.

Vampires are real, just because of: Why the hell not?
anonymous
2010-02-18 18:49:32 UTC
They don't exist. If they did, everyone would carry garlic, crucifixes and guns loaded with silver bullets at all times. There would be terror and pandemonium on the streets. People would sleep during the day instead of the night because of fear of being bitten. This doesn't happen.



People lead normal lives with no fear of the imaginary. The only people who think vampires exist are the ones who read books or watch films on the subject.
STEVE
2010-02-21 03:27:36 UTC
Vampire humans (like those in books, movies, etc) aren't real but there are species in the animal kingdom that can be classified as "vampires"



Vampire fish

Vampire bat

Vampire moth (Calyptra)
Bookworm
2010-02-18 18:18:39 UTC
I <3 the vampire books to but there would be stuff on the news about deaths and bite marks if rthey did :,( gutted to lol :D
anonymous
2010-02-18 18:15:20 UTC
yes i have marks on my arm...:/



ha ha joking i have two kind of scars it looks just like i was bitten by a vampire but really it was an injection scab that got all infected..its really funny because I always tell people i was bitten by a vampire when they comment or ask about them and the look on their faces is priceless until i tell them the truth



but honestly i think its like a myth but if there was actual proff then i would
?
2010-02-20 03:32:37 UTC
They are real. Daywalkers, nightwatchers, ones like Dracula, and I am testing the "Twilight" theory. I do not know about the Vampire Diaries because I have not watched them. My best friend is a daywalker, and I know a few others. I have not seen a Twilight vampire... yet.





Any questions? Need more information? Contact me at bellacullen.1987@yahoo.com (yes I am a Twilight fan, that's how I got started).
anonymous
2010-02-19 11:38:54 UTC
Vampires are NOT real. Can people not tell the difference between fiction and real life anymore!?
?
2010-02-18 18:51:33 UTC
Mosquitoes, biting flies, ticks, fleas, actual Vampire Bats.....
Sam
2010-02-20 00:11:25 UTC
Yes I am boycotting.



Vampire exist, and this can be proven with the application of opening ones eyes, keeping an open mind, and hearing what others have to say.



1. Vampires, defined of a vampire that most consume blood is false, for it is not the blood that a vampire needs, is the then energy or life for of a person. It would be the same as to say that a normal person most eat meat, well people do eat meat, but the meat itself is not what people need, it is the protein and vitamins in the meat, ever more so the protein and vitamins can be gained form other sources. So in truth people do not need to eat meat. The same as vampire do not need to drink blood, it is simply the best way to get what we need, but no the only one, there are many vampires like vegetarians that chose not to drink blood and gain there energy form other methods. (And yes the copy past on my computer will be used as well.)



2. Yes, the description given in the opposite answer is a vary good description of the digested system, but as I said before, the blood itself is not what the vampire is after; it is the energy with in it. The thought that there is a flow of energy in the human body is wide spread around the world, now most commonly heard about in alternative medicine were it is still used today. Were drinking blood comes into this is that heart pumps blood through your hole body, in fact a blood cell can travel through you entire body in less then a day, this is were the energy and blood come together, the thought is that blood on its travel through that body collects this energy in the body and those is the riches source of it. Now vampires comes into play, the true definition of a person that is a vampire is not someone that need to drink blood or taken energy, but is someone that can. In short a person that can take and use energy form others, need or not, is by definition a vampire.



3. NOT IMPORTANT, in fact not related. A person that cannot digest food properly is not a vampire. Were need comes in is when a vampire is unable to produce there own life energy, and those need to take form others to sustain them self’s. Now we get into my own experiences, I have never seen a vampire that will die if he or she does not feed, in fact this would be a good time to tell you some of the other methods of feeding.

The methods of feeding brake down into two methods.

Blood drinking. This is were a vampire will drink a persons blood.

Then we get into the more complex psychic feeding. This is were a vampire will adsorb energy from a person by touch or by absorbing emotions. This goes back the energy thing; we all give off energy in emotion or by simply occupying a space in a room. Physic feeding is tacking in this energy, or consuming it.

Now were this is concerned there are two deferent behaves on how this works, they are the “collect” and “take”. The “collect” idea is that a vampire simply picks up what a person give off, most vampires think that it works this way this. Then there is “take”, there are groups of vampires that think that they can pull away energy form people, and in a sense drain them, I my self do not think that this is possible, but some do so I post it here.







4. The point that my competitor was trying to make here is unclear even the human body can consume blood without any health problems, further more the human body simply would pass out any extra iron or salt consumed in the blood. That and a vampire most eat real food. Energy alone will not to sustain a body, a vampire would have to eat real food to survive, blood alone can not keep any human like animal alive, so if I do not mistake you point then I would go as fair as to stat that we agree on this point. Vampires most eat real food like normal people to live.



5. Here in this point I will take as appearance. A vampire can chose to look and cloth itself as free as any human, many vampires do not live the Goth life, many live normal lives aside form consuming energy and perhaps taking part in vampire activities they would look and act normal. Yes fangs are fake, no real vampire has them or is born with them, I do not downcast any human or vampire that chose to have there fans changed or wear black clothing or dark costumes I am mealy saying that so few vampire look and act this way that it is nothing more then a serotype. Think of your best friend, think of the guy next door, think of the person that sits next to you in class, this is what vampire’s look like and act like, normal people.



6. Here again there is miss truth, and please let this be the end of this lie. A vampire can only be born not made. This get bite and become a vampire thing is not true. You cannot become a vampire, you most be born one. No amount of biting, blood transfusions or spells will ever change this fact.

I know that a vampire occurs in a bloodline ever 4-5 generations, this child will be born normal and beside a few symptoms will be completely human, the hunger
Requiem
2010-02-22 08:25:22 UTC
The proof is in the bite scars on the neck.
anonymous
2010-02-18 18:48:46 UTC
There are definitely people who drink blood. One of my friends used to do it. In his "crazy years". They're not supernatural in any way. Just deeply, deeply disturbed.
anonymous
2010-02-22 02:51:27 UTC
strippers.

they sparkle and suck the life out of men's wallets.
Chrystal
2010-02-18 23:29:16 UTC
I am sorry I don't have any proof. I just don't believe in them.
wat
2010-02-20 04:55:28 UTC
they arent real. there is no real life edward. there are tons of impersonators though!
SecretColor
2010-02-19 06:00:46 UTC
Yes. History is my proof.
Eiginh
2010-02-18 18:08:09 UTC
I sparkle in daylight woooohoo! rofl.
blank
2010-02-19 04:06:39 UTC
No. If that were true, than I would be dead by now.
?
2010-02-18 18:08:13 UTC
Yeah vampires are real they suck your blood cmon vampires what are u 3 cmon god wouldn't make such creature!
choko_canyon
2010-02-18 18:08:02 UTC
No, they're not. The proof of this is that they don't exist, and there is no evidence of their existence.
¡♥!
2010-02-18 21:50:31 UTC
take a look all over this web site not ever square inch of it but at least most of it:

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/main.html
indigo
2010-02-18 21:47:50 UTC
Obviously not, what are you a little kid?
vampires
2010-02-19 15:40:39 UTC
Oh, we do. Otherwise....would I be typing this?
anonymous
2010-02-18 18:15:04 UTC
What do you think politicians are....fairys????


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