You know, the amount of magical power needed to fire off a successful magic missile... I mean, attraction spell, is inversely and exponentially proportional to the starting attractiveness of the target.
Like, if you're moderately attractive or average to begin with, then I'm sure a low level wizard can manage your condition.
But if you're a huge freakin' [expletive]-bomb, then you're gonna need freakin' Gandalf the White to come in and save you.
Unfortunately he's not been seen in Middle Earth since the Fourth Age of our world.
But yeah, I think Return of the King was definitely one of the more enjoyable movies of that trilogy.
Err... What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, you should post your picture. I'll let you know exactly what level wizard you're gonna need as well as what sort of magical reagants would be required.
My guild is running Naxxramas tomorrow, I might be able to get some Ghoul Dust or something off of Kel'Thuzad for you if you need any for your spell :)