What to do with Fairy Dust?

Question

I've stolen some Fairy Dust from someone's purse.
I've had it chemically analyzed and found it is composed of 87% powdered mushrooms, 9% mole bodily secretions, 3% rabbit hair, and 1% of an unknown substance. When sprinkled over a person, it sets in motion a different chemical reaction every time, depending on various factors, such as when the last time you had a hunger pang was, and how many teeth you are missing.
Have you ever been sprinkled with Fairy Dust?
What happened to you?

Answer 1

Fairy dust is just PCP mixed with marmalade. Don't mess with it. You start of with a sprinkle for laughs at weekends and a year down the line you are shivering in a damp subway waiting to sell your virtue to spotty elves for a bit of toast with Tesco own brand ginger jam mixed with VIM. Just say no.

Answer 2

Well, When i last used Fairy Dust, about, say, a week ago, i suffered from hallucinations of the worst kind. Not saying there are good kinds, but jumping off a moving bus isn't really a good idea- especially when you're on the open-deck double decker tourist bus whatchamacallit in front of the Queens yard. The flag was up and everything. Such a shame. I'm surprised she hasn't banished me yet, you know, to Mantua with DiCaprio.



I probably shouldn't have snorted it but it reminded me of the good ol' times when i was a cocaine addict.

Answer 3

Yeah!

I could fly, Run fast, make the bad things turn into the most beautiful treasure, I found the secret places of where the fairies resign, Such magnificent food, I was capable of seeing such great strange and unique animals.



Their was wonderful presents that hid everywhere in places you people don't look. Mystical powers of from the elements of earth, fire, water, etc.

Everything was wonderful...By the way...i still have some of the dust!!!



I stole it from a friend because he said he didn't need it anymore....So..yeah.. I still use it!

Answer 4

Its very sinister and makes things go all funny I think its like woo doo and I wouldn't recommend the mole secretions to anyone but myself, yummy!

The unknown substance actually derived from a certain fairy bears anal glands and I would definitely pass on the stuff to someone you don't like.



The experience can only be described as rarely seen.

Answer 5

I captured the tooth fairy once - caught her red handed filling my nephew's head with all that nonsense about leaving a tooth under the pillow.



"Stop it ! Stop it!" I said "You'll have the lad believing in Santa Clause next" and with that I took out my trusty Bowie and sliced off her head. I burned the corpse in the garden and used the dust that remained to sprinkle over my Shepherd's Pie.



Do you believe in fairies?



Hope this helps

Answer 6

You stole it from Gordon Brown, the man with a hotline to the fairy queen! He used it on us, and for a while we believed he had saved the world! However, a bit got blown onto him - just watch out for noisy deflation, a bit like a whoopee cushion.

Answer 7

Last time I had fairy dust i mixed a shredded pidgin feather in it and sprinkled it on my back. I grew wings and flew away.

*WARNING: Wings fall off after about 2 hours*

Answer 8

Hmm..last time I had the real thing..I went time traveling outside my body somewhere, and had an up close and personal relationship with an orange....it was good for both of us...!

Answer 9

Never tried fairy dust, put goober dust in my husband's coffee (or so he sez) when we were courting...it worked.

Answer 10

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Answer 11

Don't mind Penfold they wont let it him out much.

Answer 12

you stole SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!