This is my own. I'm serious.
Procedure for Excorcism
If you don't have a Roman Catholic priest handy (they really do this well BTW) I
have been given the safest (not perfect) procedure for exorcising a building or
a space. Firstly, never directly confront or address the spirit or spirits that
are bothering you. Never talk to them. Never ask them for information. This is
in contradiction to what some would tell you. They would tell you you must help
them resolve their dilemma. This is a trick. Never fall for it.
If you truly believe that spirit is plaguing you and that it is attached to a
space (you are haunted) do the following.
Obtain. Hyssop, myrrh, frankencense, camphor, beeswax candle, spring water (you
can buy this water in grocery stores).
Solarize the water in the sun for a few hours. Sprinkle in fresh hyssop (leaves)
or oil, put in a drop or two of myrrh and frankencense oil. You may crush the
hyssop leaves if you like. After a few hours strain out the hyssop leaves. You
may also boil them if you wish. Make it look nice and get rid of the leaves
though.
Place the water in a nice container and light the candle. Pray this blessing
over the water.
"Sons of God and Angels of might
I ask for your protection and your aid
I seek your help over Sin and Death and Hell
Michael Prince of Light hear me
You are the destroyer of evil
aid me and always protect me
Wait five days. Even Michael takes time to arrive for you. You should be in a
state of what you might call ritual purity. Be sure you have examined your
conscience. No big sins, ok?
Take the water and go to the north end of the space or building. Say this.
"All that comes through the North Gate
all that is profane or unclean, I forbid"
Take the water and draw a line at your feet. You are closing the energy gate
from the north.
Do the same in this order. South, east and then west.
Wait one day. Make note of any changes you experience. Things like dreams,
poltergeist activity etc. You have now marked the boundaries and begun the
process of closing the gates. It will take several months to complete. If things
stop, you are done. If not, please proceed.
From now on pray a psalm every day. Do not attempt spiritual communication with
any entity with ouija or other methods. Every day burn a drop of camphor oil
(you can shift the devil himself with camphor) You may may use wood betony,
garlic or coffee also.
Pray this.
"God is my defender
God is my light and my shield
Michael is his servant
Michael, bind the dragon fast
send the dragon to judgement
defend the innocent and the weak "
Do this without fail for six months. Do it as long as it takes to bind the demon
or whatever energy is plaguing you. It is not necessary for you to identify it.
Honestly, the less you know the better.
You will notice I did not make this a Christian ritual.
When you are finished and the energy is gone, sprinkle the water in the four
directions in the building and bind the demon from ever returning. The demons
must be sent back to the pit. Say this
"God has bound you and I agree
the pit opens and you must stay
All that God has bound I have bound
It is bound below and it is bound above
When Michael comes there will be disturbances. You are starting a war. Michael
doesn't mess around and he is not gentle with evil. You may have frightening
dreams and experiences during this time. You must have courage. Wear solarized
amber and give an amber charm to every family member. Amber punishes evil and
protects the body.